DVD: “Memoirs of a Ladyboy”

If I were to re-write "Dangerous Liaisons", I would substitute Valmont's painfully-repeated "It's beyond my control" with the first sentence of this press release for "Memoirs of a Ladyboy":

"Chuk Wow is at it again, stuffing stockings with lots of she-male cock."

Like repeating a chorus of "Alice's Restaurant" to avoid the draft, I think our nation's activists should endeavor to stop the war by chanting:

"Chuk Wow is at it again, stuffing stockings with lots of she-male cock."

I could go on (but won't) after the gap. - GP

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There appears to be a great deal under the hood of these babes in Thailand:

"Some of the most beautiful Asian wood is stoking the fire this Christmas. Joining Chuk Wow are Ann, Annabel, Ao, Cindy, Gin, Jane, Jenny, Koko, and Melinda. These Thai ladyboys are gathered together for five scenes. She-male fans can stroke to the action of a guy getting gangbanged by three latex clad she-males, ladyboys getting banged by guys, ladyboy on ladyboy action, and the three pre-ops on a post-op grand gangbang finale."

I mean: Jesus. With all those limbs and parts, why wasn't Cthulhu involved?

It may seem irresponsible that we haven't actually seen this movie here at Fleshbot's Barrio Division, but I was trying to figure out how to get the oranges and walnuts into my stocking what with all the she-male cock in it.

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