Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: When in Portland, Fuck!

Alternative lifestyles gadfly Darklady has announced her umpteenth annual Haunted Gothic Polyween, a Portland, OR tradition with a "Rubitorium", a casting couch, and the "magic of pansexual amore". It is a pleasure to receive an adult party invitation that mentions wheelchair accessibility, for Darklady's parties, which also boast potlucks and discounts to folks who bring pet care donations, are all about inclusion. Here's hoping there's nobody freakier than us there...

"Darklady," I said, "this woman next to you appears to be seven feet tall."

"She was a Marine when she was a man," she replied.

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