“The Italian Transsexual Job”: Good Work If You Can Get It

We have seen plenty of porn featuring the Hollywood sign and the warehouses of Porn Valley. We have even gone to Budapest, Prague, Tokyo, Rio, and Bangkok for our sex tourism. But today we pick up Andreia, an Italian transsexual, in a Fiat 500.

It's such a pleasure to not have to watch the same old couches and poolsides again that we almost forgot what we were here for: the tenth installment of Gia Darling's "Italian Transsexual Job" series, in which Andreia is picked up by the roadside in a car that is lately the subject of an unlikely stateside marketing campaign.

Sadly, no sooner does Andreia get in the car on that lonely Italian country road than she's blowing some dude whilst jerking herself off in an apartment. We don't even get to see the countryside, or if the Fiat 500 handles curves well. This "Job" certainly isn't some love letter to bucolic Italy the way "Stealing Beauty" was.

We cannot tell ourselves to un-know that Andreia is trans, so there is no way to guess if she looks feminine enough to fool us. But I suppose that, since she was picked up in broad daylight, her suitor knew.

Darling is a transsexual superstar herself, so this is not the type of demure, personality-free katoey tranny fare from other countries, and their male partners look like they'd be just as at home in straight or gay porn fare.

What is nice about transsexual porn is that both partners get to express—in semen—the satisfactoriness of the exchange, even if that Fiat 500 is too damn small.

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