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After years of tucking and hiding what I have I decided in 2019 I was done hiding it. 24/7 free-baller. With a full time career in mainstream entertainment, my presence here is to provide a place for..

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Throw back to last summer when I went on vacation which included a tour of wineries and distilleries in South Carolina. Some how I forgot to share this!
March 21, 2025 - 12:00:20
I haven't forgotten about all of you! Just super busy and trying to put together some awesome new content for the fall! xo
August 2, 2024 - 09:09:43
I've been busy but planning on getting more content for everyone!
February 12, 2024 - 02:51:15
When you get a text from a good friend after meeting a new mutual friend.
"This is why he kept standing over you to talk to you. He hasn't stopped talking about it all day. Not sure what his girlfriend would say."
I didn't even know my friend took the pic while they stood there talking.
July 28, 2023 - 06:05:15
The view most waiters get when I sit at the table.
July 26, 2023 - 02:16:36
Here's what you'd get if you saw me out and about this summer. The heat is insane and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable. These blue shorts as well as some light gray ones have been the most comfortable I've ever worn. Check it out over two whole minutes of me flopping and wagging around, out and about. You're probably wondering if these shorts turn heads... Oh yeah. Depending on how well this one is received I'll create more like it.
June 28, 2023 - 21:39:25
Coming up, new vid sets in the FLIMSIEST shorts I've EVER worn in public! You'll be mind blown!
June 26, 2023 - 22:51:51
FREEBIE ALERT! So I was out with a friend a little earlier who just randomly looks over and goes "I wish I was as big as you and had the courage you have to show off like that." I glanced down and didn't really react much, so he took a pic and said 'see!' Honestly, seeing it from another angle (aside from my own, looking down at it) I guess it does stand out a lot more than I realized. Oh well, comfort reigns supreme! I'm not about to go back to crushing everything up into a pair of tight undies because someone might be cruising crotches. As they say, "if you got it, flaunt it!"
April 12, 2023 - 19:30:27
So I was out shopping earlier and decided to get a little clip made. This is what you're guaranteed to see if you ever happen to walk past me and you make it obvious you're into it ... and I think you're cute I'll give you a little show. I also thought the music was perfect for this.
April 5, 2023 - 08:59:26
UPDATE: So some of you follow me on Instagram as well as here, I've decided that any shots that are more suited for OnlyFans will only stay up on IG for a short period of time. But they will always appear here and stay here. That said, I've got a pretty big collection of shots that recently came down from my IG, plus some new public video content on the way!
March 29, 2023 - 08:13:49
Sorry I've been absent for a while. Life has been super busy. BUT, lots of new content coming and some news that I'll only be sharing here on OF. So stick around as I'll be posting more frequently!
February 24, 2023 - 20:48:29
Went to Old Time Pottery today and found some awesome old-school looking Halloween decor. This sign was funny, so I asked my BFF to shoot a pic of me with it. Enjoy!
October 23, 2022 - 07:30:24
FREEBIE ALERT! Shot at Costco while picking out pumpkins this year. Didn't end up with this pumpkin, I wanted one bigger. Sorta a problem I have, always go big! lol
October 22, 2022 - 20:25:50
Went out for a walk the other day in my favorite pair of grey sweatpants. Sweatpants season is almost over (getting too cold) so trying to get some good VPL content for all of you. One of my longer video clips (almost a minute and a half) of what you'd see if you happened to walk past me out and about. Giving it multiple grabs and shakes and a lot of great closeups. Be sure to hit the heart/like and leave a comment!
October 20, 2022 - 20:11:39
FREEBIE! So I was out at the store earlier and my friend noticed this squishy, velvety pumpkin with a witch hat. There was a huge hole on the bottom of it that when you shoved your hand up in it and grabbed a handful and puled, it turned inside out and into an owl. I didn't get a shot of the owl, I was too impressed by the concept. After all, anyone who knows me, knows I'm all about shoving my fist up in something and pulling it inside out. Anyway, aside from that I'm wearing my favorite skeleton shirt. Halloween is right around the corner!
October 13, 2022 - 04:07:39
More cereal madness! I forgot to post this shot with my box of Frute Brute and Boo-Berry! So I got all four, Count Chocula, Frakenberry, Boo-Berry & Frute Brute. I have a clip coming shot that same day walking around, so keep your eyes out!
October 9, 2022 - 20:12:16
FREEBIE! Was out shopping and found, low and behold, all 4 of the old school General Mills cereals I grew up with! Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Fruit Brute and Boo-Berry! Already in the clearance section?!?! I mean, sure yeah I bought 1 one of each. Who wouldn't? Especially on clearance!!!
October 8, 2022 - 02:57:50
Sorry for the long lapse in posts. Fall is always my busy season which means I get tangled up in a lot in the summer lead up to fall. BUT I've taken time out to shoot a pic in a pair of... well basically mesh/fishnet boxer briefs. Nothing left to the imagination, much like my mesh pouch briefs! Which is why the price is what it is. Depending on how well this one is received I'll shoot some more in these. And yes, it reaches about halfway to my knee. If you like it, hit the like and comment!
October 5, 2022 - 06:19:39
Just a fun little taste of what you can expect if you ever happened to see me out and about. Contrary to what some have assumed, I don't just go commando for my OnlyFans posts. I go commando every day, everywhere I go. So if you ever happen to see me out and about, you'll definitely get a big floppy, wagging eye full!
July 17, 2022 - 08:05:10
As we get older, the urge to hold onto youth grows exponentially. One of my dearest friends is steadily heading toward her 100th Birthday and she still has the spirit of a 20 year old. Her outlook on life, even today is bright, hopeful and full of expectation. Just as it should be. At 43 years of age, I myself have noticed that it's not just a mental outlook that helps one hold onto their youth. It's also about being healthy and living with both an open heart and an open mind. Pushing away at negativity and embracing the goodness I see wherever I see it. Turning my back on hatred and negativity. Refusing to be THAT GUY who feels the need to inject a negative opinion anywhere I can just to be contrary to others. Retaining youth is more than just healthy living, it's a mindset. It's a journey we take where we ask OURSELVES, in those dark, quiet alone moments, "how do you want to be remembered?" Do YOU want to be remembered as the 'difficult' friend? Do you want to be remembered as the 'problem' of every situation you were in? Do you want people to think back on their time with you and struggle to figure out why they included you? Or do you want to be the person people think of and wish you were still there, present with them in their own moments in life? You can be that person. You can be the one everyone wishes was there, when you aren't. You can be the person everyone is excited to have present when you walk in. You can be that person. You have to choose to be that person. You have to choose to be the light in someone's life. You have to choose to embody the goodness others seek for. It's not easy. It doesn't happen overnight. It's not even something most people fathom. But it's a choice YOU can make. Be THAT person. Be the one others yearn to know. Be the one people hope to see. Be the one they anticipate seeing. Be THAT person by embracing love. By showing love and kindness, in measures you, YOURSELF always wanted to see in the world around you. Be the one who represents the goodness in your own world. It's not easy. But YOU can do it. YOU can be that person. YOU can inspire others and even at the tiniest level, bring light to the eyes of someone who may feel wrapped in darkness. YOU can make that choice. The question remains. Will you? It really is that simple. Will you be that person, in your own world. The choice is yours.
July 8, 2022 - 05:58:19
So years back when I'd pose for pix I'd usually crop them or try to photoshop my dick bulge so it wouldn't be visible. This shot is about 10 years old (maybe a little older) and it was taken at the real life, Munster Mansion in Texas. The owners hosted me for a few weeks to do scenic art in their home. I wrote a lengthy post on my IG, so you can go there to read it. But I decided to share the full frame (just found it) here on my OF. It's a freebie so enjoy! Oh and yes, the Munster Mansion is REALLY awesome in person.
July 5, 2022 - 03:46:26
Love going out in my flimsy sweatpants wearing my "Free & Easy" hat. It's not just a fashion statement it's also perfectly suggestive. A lot of you have asked in DM here if I really go out in public wearing the same things I wear here in my posts. The answer is YES. So here's over a full minute of me during a recent trip to Lowes and then a little of me at Costco. This is exactly what you can expect to see if you ever see me in person.
July 2, 2022 - 20:29:50
So I've started accepting Amazon Wishlist purchases in exchange for content, or shots wearing the item. Big thanks to a subscriber for the new mesh pouch undies. Holy crap though are they TRANSPARENT! Like, literally you can see straight through them! BUT, that being said, I'm super proud of how good I look in them! This is, to date; the most revealing content I've ever shot. I'm not kidding, this is as close to a full frontal reveal that you're going to get, in fact it really is full frontal through transparent mesh. You'll get an almost full body shot, a super close up and a clip wagging and shaking it. ENJOY!
June 27, 2022 - 22:59:24
Shakin' the snake in my pine green pants.
June 3, 2022 - 06:19:50
FREEBIE ALERT!!!
Went out earlier today ran some errands, got some groceries and ate some fresh stir fry. After getting food I noticed a few more... shall we say, INTENSE staring than normal. I mean let's be realistic, when you never wear underwear and wear some of the thinnest, flimsiest pants, you're going to get stares. Especially if you're walking around with what a few of my friends refer to as my "knee knocker."
Flash forward, after going to Marshalls and Whole Foods, I get home, put away groceries and while squatting down in the kitchen to get groceries out of the bag I notice a very blatant stain right at the tip of my dick. Instantly I thought "Oh no, did I LEAK?!" I almost never leak. I really have to be worked up to leak. It was slightly oily and that's when I realized, while I was eating a drop of grease/oil from the stir fry must've dripped and landed RIGHT on the tip of the one-eyed snake!
Suddenly all the very focused stares I got all made sense! So here's a few shots, my face after seeing the 'wet spot' the spot itself and then my face when I thought "Eh, what the hell, let 'em stare!"
Sometimes you just gotta shake it off and keep going.
Now let's hope the oil/grease comes out!
May 23, 2022 - 06:46:46
Went shopping and found a new pair of pants! Summer time in Georgia is far too hot to try and wriggle into skinny jeans every day. Also, sweatpants are nice but these drawstring style, flimsy pants are so comfy! Showing a lil more skin this time than in the past. Keeping it tasteful as always through half a minute of wagging and swinging and fluffing! Also some fun shadow action too! You know, just me being a dork! Enjoy!
May 19, 2022 - 22:13:51
My thanks to YOU for my ranking in the Top 20% of ALL Creators on OnlyFans! WOW!
May 11, 2022 - 14:20:53
FREEBIE! Thanks to everyone for the support! Up in the top 24% of ALL Creators here on OF! Super honored and it's ALL because of YOU my awesome subscribers! Thank you so much!
May 11, 2022 - 02:30:59
So I've been trying to create content for everyone without pushing past my comfort zone. As I've told many of you, working in mainstream entertainment (film & TV) as well as mainstream Social Media puts an EXTREME limit on the kind of adult content I can produce, without it coming back to 'haunt' me OR make my present work 'difficult.' I've also been very clear that if I was not in the current field of work I am in now, I would be a lot more comfortable showing off a lot more. However, that is not in the cards (at this point). SO! I've been trying to conceive of ways to show off what everyone here is aching to see. This post is literally the most revealing I've ever done. Quite literally every inch is visible here, but in a more creative way than common. Do you remember the old school burlesque 'shadow' shows? Where the model would pose behind a screen and do a slow strip tease? The audience would be treated to her shadow. This is my equivalent of that. Showing off what I've got, while still retaining a level of modesty. However for the first time no clothing is obscuring anything and you're getting the full unfettered shadow of what has all of you here to see. So if you really like this, let me, know. Hit the like, post a comment, send me a DM etc. For those who were not aware, yes, I am uncircumcised and that is made obvious in this post. I'm not shy about openly discussing my foreskin. Even though it along with my size caused me to be made fun of multiple times in my teens; I'm proud of it now. I know everyone would like to see MORE than this but please understand, this is REALLY pushing my boundaries and I really hope it will be appreciated.
May 10, 2022 - 06:31:46
So, I got some requests for POV (Point of View) pics and requests for 'playing' with it. No doubt the most risqué of content I've ever produced and honestly a smidge out of my comfort zone. I'm showing off a little more than I planned. From showing some skin to getting worked up enough to get a semi (which ended up causing some leaking). All in all 3 photos and 3 video clips in this one post. I thought about breaking it up into more posts but I think it's a better value to just put them all together. Enjoy!
May 8, 2022 - 09:33:15
Went for a walk, the sun is shining just right for this photo. Another subscriber freebie! This an other recent freebies will end up being in a locked post after a while (as most other freebies). So get a peak now! Hit the like!
May 2, 2022 - 22:35:12
FREEBIE ALERT! FREEBIE ALERT! But seriously, just finished washing my car and started thinking I might cut the liner out of these shorts and go for a walk. Might be a little TOO visible then. What do you think? Comment and let me know!
April 26, 2022 - 23:27:06
Over a full minute flopping, slapping, wagging and hoisting myself up in a pair of thin sweats during a walk in the park. Managed to shoot this little bit of video when no one was around. Enjoy!
April 23, 2022 - 05:04:07
I've had a number of messages and requests to see video of my penis soft, but not out walking around. Apparently the weight of my "knee-knocker" makes it seem rigid or stiff. Nothing could be farther from the truth. So here, per request my penis soft, using it as a floppy drum stick, slapping it on my thigh. I couldn't help but start laughing while doing it since I never imagined people would want to see something like this. So you're getting a full minute long video of me slapping and drumming on my thigh. I've also included some close up shots of it relatively hanging OVER my hip, as well as a clip shaking and flopping it around close up to the camera.
I never had any idea that this would ever be a request when I spent so many years tucking it away as best as possible because I was afraid of being shamed or teased about it.
So much love and thanks to everyone here for showing me so much support and for helping me feel confident in my body.
April 17, 2022 - 06:04:39
So I got bored while sitting in a busy waiting room for an appointment the other day. So, I decided to shoot some pics. It's officially gray sweatpants season! I'll have a lot more on the way soon!
April 13, 2022 - 21:36:59
Any of you fans of the show Bar Rescue? Jon Taffer is THE MAN when it comes to saving bars that are failing. He has his own bar/restaurant not far from me and when I found out about it I had to check it out.
The food was a little hit or miss. The custom cocktail I had was great though and the look of his place was really cool as well. Definitely going back to try other drinks.
April 2, 2022 - 04:18:03
This was a subscriber freebie! All subscribers who are keeping up with my posts will often get a free pic or vid clip that will only be free for a short period of time. Hugs and kisses to so many of you for showing your love and support! Just a casual shot I took while watching TV a little while ago!
March 31, 2022 - 04:17:28
Sorry for the long gap in posting! Now you know why it's a free subscription to follow me here! LOL But seriously, here's another fun vid shot from a few different angles and moments during a recent trip to the store. Rocking the sweatpants commando as I always do! LOTS of flop and waggle! Not gonna lie, I really love how these sweats feel! Enjoy! With the weather getting warmer by the day you can count on A LOT more on the way!
March 29, 2022 - 09:47:00
This was free for a limited time! Gotta keep your eyes out for more like this! Free for a limited time for my subscribers. Just a sample of what some of you might get if you like, comment and DM me requests.
March 25, 2022 - 08:03:48
For everyone following me here, you should check out both my mainstream Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/PattersonLundquist AND my OnlyFans dedicated Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/PattersOnlyfans Both profiles will often feature or otherwise showcase free pics and vids as well! Always be sure to like, retweet and comment! Also, for those of you who read this, please go through and like every post I've made here. It helps my ranking. I'll make it worth your while.
March 8, 2022 - 05:25:45
So here's a taste of what it would be like if you joined me in the dressing room. I stopped at Target yesterday to check out their Spring/Summer wear. Found a pair of sweat pants (you know I love em!) that I liked. So, I put my sweat pants on, just like everyone else; one leg at a time. But when you've got 3 legs (LOL!) it can be confusing. So check it out, watch me hold my pants up, without my hands! It DOES make a great coat/pants hook! As always, NC-17 max, BUT this is the most I've EVER shown. If I wasn't working in mainstream TV/Film & Social Media I wouldn't HESITATE to just flop the whole damn thing out for you all. If a day comes when I feel that going full frontal won't impact my ability to make a solid living, I'll throw it all out here exclusively on my OnlyFans. I'm not the least bit ashamed of my body, but we still live in a time where flaunting your genitals tends to make executives in mainstream media, pull back and second guess working with you. Just know that every one of you who buys my posts is truly helping me out financially and I really appreciate every one of you. I'm showing off what "the good Lord gave me" because so many of you have asked/begged me to. Please continue to let me know you're enjoying and appreciate it. In return I'll keep posting free and paid content. xoxo Patterson
March 6, 2022 - 22:29:51
FREEBIE TIME! Hope everyone is well! Love hearing from everyone and I really do enjoy being able to share this kind of content with everyone!
February 26, 2022 - 03:01:27
Forgot to mention.
February 22, 2022 - 23:19:20
Big thank you to everyone who has purchased posts, sent tips and messages! I was just notified I'm in the top 26% of ALL Creators here on OnlyFans! For a site that has hundreds of thousands of users and Creators, who post nude material, I think getting this far up in the rank is pretty cool! Lots more content on the way! Message me! Say hi!
February 22, 2022 - 22:47:24
Got a lot of DM's requesting to do a new video where I acknowledge the camera when I'm out walking around. Not really sure what the appeal is of that, but hey! Here you go! Also, this is my longest video to date! Two full minutes! So I hope you enjoy the old 'flop & wag' effect in sweat pants.
Why anyone wears undies with sweats is beyond me. They're so comfortable this way!
February 21, 2022 - 04:33:29
Short clip adjusting or sorta petting the bulge when I was out earlier. Looked up to see a guy smirking at me. Oh well!
February 17, 2022 - 00:18:01
Many of you have DM'ed me and asked what it might be like if you just happened to be somewhere and I walked past you in sweat pants. Here's over a full minute of what you'd see. Any suggestions or requests, just DM me! Enjoy!
February 16, 2022 - 10:03:36
Had planned to do a Valentines Day specific set of pix/vids but the day has gotten away from me so here is a short FREE looping vid of me strolling through Costco. So much love and thanks to every single one of you who has tipped me, bought my posts and subscribe to my content. I really REALLY appreciate your support and hope I can continue to produce content you enjoy!
I'm still getting messages here and on Twitter and Reddit from people asking me: "Do you really not wear underwear EVER?" The answer is yes!
February 15, 2022 - 00:10:18
FREEBIE! Here's a short clip from the coming montage of clips of me out and about. I've gotten a lot of DM's over the past few weeks from a lot of you asking what my clothes look like on any given day. Here's short clip of me out shopping. Enjoy and remember, free posts like these will be more frequent as long as enough of you feel inclined to send tips!
February 13, 2022 - 07:22:01
Free teaser shot of a video coming of me out and about from Costco to Target and Kroger in my newest flimsy (but super comfy) sweat pants! Had a lot of you message me to shoot some vid out and about so stay tuned, it's coming soon!
February 11, 2022 - 07:42:51

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