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***welcum to my fun page!*** o(~)o:*: **my name is Alyssa** *(or Zipos)* im 4'11", 89lbs, and I have the most perfect boobs you'll *ever* see! c( O.O ) ***what members receive:*** ..
GUYS I think thereโs something wrong with my pussy ๐จitโs been eating everything that touches it ๐ฐโฆโฆ..maybe you should touch it with your pp to make sure itโs safe and so you donโt lose your hand ofc hahaโฆ.๐
May 12, 2025 - 05:00:30which picture is better? ๐คจAnswer, or Iโll m0lest you ๐ซต (thatโs a joke)
May 9, 2025 - 18:37:13Look at what I got in the mail today ๐๐This box is from 1999 and contains cards from the base set (AKA - the first set of cards ever released in the US in 1999)! You can look up the card list for this box because it always guarantees the same set of cards. The coolest one being a holo Vaporeon ๐ I plan to always keep this sealed and safe and to never open it! If I get another one in the future, Iโll open it for yโall :D ๐๐
May 3, 2025 - 21:45:21would you be mad if I farted in your grandmaโs oxygen machine? ๐ it comes from a place of love ๐ค๐๐
April 28, 2025 - 23:51:34you died ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ซต
April 22, 2025 - 21:59:21๐ฃ happy Easter!! ๐๐ฐI hope you guys had an amazing day! I spent some of today dying eggs and enjoying some food ๐ค. Second slide is my Easter outfit for today and third slide is some of the eggs I dyed :D tell me about your day if youโd like ๐I hope yall had an amazing day and happy Easter, smelliests ๐๐๐ซต
April 21, 2025 - 02:10:46I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his face (my way of saying that I was going to destroy him in-game) and he said not to threaten him with a good time and that thatโs his fetishโฆ bro really a freak like me ๐๐Where my fart freaks at ? ๐๐๐๐๐ค
April 11, 2025 - 23:06:13I really love how freaky you are. Youโre freaky like me. Weโre meant to be ๐ฆถ๐ฅน๐ผ๐๐๐ซต
April 5, 2025 - 22:39:05Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Timโs wife is a whore ๐ค๐ค iykyk
March 28, 2025 - 20:49:52Hypeโฆ or no? ๐คจ๐ฆถThis pack is from 2000. Shit older than me ๐ฒPlease dont ask me to open it or Iโll bite you ๐ฌ๐ฆท๐ก๐พ๐ฉธHad to get this one bc red gyarados is my favorite pokemon ๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ
March 25, 2025 - 00:27:18my underwear reads: โcaution, WET.โ So watch out, pal. Or Iโll get you ๐ซต๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
March 22, 2025 - 21:23:41sometimes I want to bark at you until you think thereโs something wrong with me ๐๐ฆถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
March 21, 2025 - 01:39:10let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hotel room and force you to be stuck with me !!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐ (I will never leave your side) ๐๐
March 6, 2025 - 22:14:40A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? ๐ holy shitโ she looks terrified ๐ (itโs bc I told her no more catnip toys bc sheโs crazy) ๐๐
March 5, 2025 - 01:51:50your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head ๐ (this is the part where we laugh and then start making out)
January 23, 2025 - 03:55:48lookโฆ I never said I was smart. butโฆ maybeโฆ if I can make you cum, you can ship it to LA to help fight the fires ๐ I feel like cum would be a very fire-suffocating type of liquid ๐๐๐ Please. Do it to save the GTA map ๐๐
January 12, 2025 - 23:09:41Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all the time like a dumbass ๐๐๐ maybe I should do it again ๐คจ
January 7, 2025 - 20:59:35Nowโฆ back to our regularly scheduled programmingโฆ ass ๐๐บ
January 4, 2025 - 23:37:09am I allowed to post gaming clips here? ๐ณ shits pantsdont ask why I play like that. I was locked in ๐
January 4, 2025 - 23:35:27HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! ๐บ๐ฅณโญ๏ธif you'd like toโshare your New Year's resolutions with me in the DMs! ๐๐Here's some ๐ ฑ๏ธitty for you and i hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you ๐ซต๐ซถ๐๐๐
January 1, 2025 - 08:33:12anyway, minion or da bob foโ today ? ๐คจand noโฆ not freak bob this time ๐ซต๐
December 31, 2024 - 02:07:42challenge: figure out when this meme will die ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ itโs never-ending at this point shit following us into 2025 ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ (not even my grandma followed me into 2025) ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๏ธ
December 31, 2024 - 02:05:00holy shart, a video ๐๐๐ผnow tell me your weirdest dream so I can point and laugh at you ๐ซต๐คค๐บ
December 28, 2024 - 20:43:04I hope you guys got some great gifts for Christmas! ๐๐I got a giant jar of p00p and some casino chipsโฆ so Iโm very happy ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐(Joke) ๐ง
December 26, 2024 - 22:55:39โ๏ธ Happy Christmas Eve and happy holidays! I hope everyone is having a lovely time this season ๐๐ฆ Much love!! ๐ฉตโ๏ธ
December 24, 2024 - 21:53:47I got like 10 bajillion clips like this and better (crowd cheers) ๐Do you think you could beat me in a quickscoping 1v1? ๐ฒ be fr ๐ซต๐
December 22, 2024 - 23:12:46bet you couldnโt beat me in a quickscoping 1v1 on cod ๐ซต๐
December 22, 2024 - 23:04:23tryna skibidi rizz you for the holidays ๐ซต๐๐ (sharts) ๐
December 20, 2024 - 23:15:27and then thereโs me ๐ฑ
December 19, 2024 - 00:24:41selfie with my furry-ass partner in crime: Bug ๐๐ซต๐ผAKA: Blug ๐ฅ or fuckass ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ (jk, except for the blug part)
December 19, 2024 - 00:23:26bro is judging me ๐ฑ๐
December 16, 2024 - 01:39:30Putting my pussy in your face so you'll send brain rot memes back and forth with me ๐ซต๐ (i'll get you to do it eventually if it's the last thing i do ๐คฌ)
December 14, 2024 - 01:00:02I spy with my little eyeโฆ you and me holding hands while we watch ninja low taper fade memes in bed together ๐or the Minecraft pig on my leg. That works too ๐no fr tho, yesterday I was walking outside to get my mail when all of a sudden I saw this massiveโ ๐ฅท๐ถ๐ (iykyk ๐)
December 11, 2024 - 22:22:03can I tho? ๐ผ๐ผ
November 25, 2024 - 02:11:21Hey guys ๐Iโm sorry for being quiet lately Iโve been spending some much-needed time with the fam. Life got a little crazy๐ตโ๐ซbut Iโm back now and Iโm ready to make it up to you. ๐Im curious to know what you wanna see from me content wise. Answer this poll and if the thing you wanna see from me is not in the list comment it below.Also DM me what you voted for and ill send you something if I already have something for you ๐ซถ
November 21, 2024 - 00:04:16if you don't like this I'll come into your bed and m*lest your big toe tonight ๐ซต๐ผmy threats are never empty ๐ ๐
September 16, 2024 - 22:03:57People always ask me how Iโm doingโฆ But they never ask me why I think Mozart did 9/11 ๐๐๐
August 31, 2024 - 22:03:03would you let me fart in your face? ๐ (If I could vote, Iโd personally vote for the first option)
August 21, 2024 - 23:03:24!!! SO excited for bo6 to come out ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฒ ๐ญ you guys gonna play it when it comes out? ๐ง
August 14, 2024 - 22:03:03fuck it. here's these from 2020 as well! ๐ July 23rd, 2020, to be exact :) These are coming up on 4 years old. Yikes O-O I posted the first image on my story a few times recently and yall seemed to *really... really* like it, so here's this second pic from the same shoot that I forgot existed until I found it today! :D I remember hating the second photo, but I thinkโlooking back on it now, that I look quite cute! :o I'll fs have to go back to this style of: less makeup and less clothes photoshoots ๐ ๐
July 9, 2024 - 00:16:21holy throwback... O-O These are from August 11th, 2020. That's the date on the images, at least. But I actually think they're from before then. I think they're from a little before February 14th, 2020โwhich is the exact date I launched my first OF page... this one :D On the last slide, you can see that this page used to not be free. Funny enough, I ended up making this page free on my birthday not long after I made it. And then, on the same day, made my VIP @zipoz :D I wanted a place where people could get cool stuff for free, so here we are today :) A lot of you may remember me from these pics! And a lot of you wont since you're from my Reddit accounts that came much later, but either way, these were pretty much the first pics I ever took for OF! I'll be posting some more content from this era on here since I recently was lucky enough to find it all again. So I hope you enjoy :D ๐๐ซง
July 9, 2024 - 00:06:05๐๐บ๐ธ ***HAPPY 4TH OF JULYYY!!!*** ๐บ๐ธ๐ ๐ *I hope y'all have an amazing 4th of July* ๐ธ ๐งจ *ill be sure to explode a firework in my ass for y'all later tonight* ๐ *(jk I canโt donโt that)*
July 4, 2024 - 20:27:02๐๐ ***DONT FORGET!!*** ๐๐ **to check out my VIP page!** โก๏ธ ***@zipoz*** โฌ ๏ธ ๐ *itโs only $3 for hundreds of posted nudes!* ๐งธ *content is cheaper there!* ๐ *I post more personal stuff!* ๐งธ *I have B/G content posted!* ๐ *& overall itโs a better deal to follow me there!* ๐ธ๐ **click to see my VIPโs benefits!** โก๏ธ ***@zipoz*** โฌ ๏ธ
June 22, 2024 - 22:03:13๐งธ๐โโฌ *I sent you my new vids in your DMs today!! so donโt forget to find them!* ๐ธ๐ค โฆ*or Iโll find you instead* ๐ซต
June 21, 2024 - 22:14:06Iโm curious if you guys would be interested in a video of me talking while giving an in-depth tour of my 100% survival MC map :D I love MC & have been practicing building on the game since I was 12โฆ 13 years old or so :) so Iโve gotten decently skilled! I did build everything on this map :D Lmk if I should do a video with me talking while show you guys my map :) ๐
June 20, 2024 - 03:29:02they always ask ***"how tight is it??"*** never **"how smelly is it?"** ๐๐๐ *...this is a joke, my pussy doesn't smell* ๐ but if you're going to insist that it does, then you might as well sniff it to get fact-checked ๐
June 19, 2024 - 22:03:13***NEW SELFIE JUST DROPPED!!!*** ๐๐ *now like it or Iโll fart in your face* ๐คฌ๐พ **whatโre you doing?!!** *my threats are never emptyโฆ so get to it, pal* ๐ก
June 6, 2024 - 02:40:26๐บ๐ธ ***HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!*** ๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ **RAHHHHHH!!!** ๐ฆ ๐ฆ **WHATS BETTER THAN AMERICA & TITTIES?!!!** ๐ฅ๐๐บ๐ธ **MORE TITTIES** โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ so here you go, enjoy my Memorial Day titties, you upstanding citizen, you ๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐ค Iโm gonna go blow up a firework in my ass now ๐ *jk... i wouldn't do that... maybe...*
May 27, 2024 - 22:03:20๐ฆฆโ๏ธ *if you saw me at Zion National Parkโฆ would you even notice my nipple peeking out, or would you be so distracted by the insane, natural scenery?* ๐คญ๐๏ธ ๐๐ฒ
May 24, 2024 - 17:15:43๐ซง๐งธ *a freebie for the best people ever!* ๐๐๐ซ
๐ *if you want the full version of this video just message me & ask!* ๐ :D
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