She Said "Blow Me": Director's Cut

Evil Angel

Genre: She Male, Oral

Director: Nacho Vidal

Cast: Victoria, Igor, Alexia Freire, Marcelo Furacao, Milena, Anttony Jimenniz, Rafaela Sanches, Gustavo, Laisa Lins, Alex Jn, Adna, Maryoye Romas, Igor Fiori, Fabiola Mebarak, Cinthya Marinho, Aline Zanzarolli, Larissa Sensacaie

Length: 126 minutes

Date of Production: 3/1/2004

Extra's: I've always thought the most appropriate "extra" in a transsexual movie was the mere fact that the cast had "extra" equipment but this release gives you something more than that too (sorry, I couldn't resist). The primary extra on this DVD would be the 21.5 minutes of extra footage included that wasn't on the VHS version of the movie. Yeah, there was a cast list, a photogallery, filmography, and a fetish menu as well but no one's going to argue that the best extra by far was the extra sex footage. If you like guy's blowing other guys, you'll be in Heaven over this footage too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. Like so many movies shot in South America, the lighting was weak and that caused some grain and color saturation in the scenes. Otherwise, the picture had some compression artifacts and other minor flaws but considering the nature of the footage, I doubt most of you will care (transsexual porn tends to look like crap, making this almost exceptional by definition). The audio was presented in the usual monaural in the native tongue of the performers. Not much was said and the music was limited with only some background weaknesses like wind noise to bother me. The dynamic range was poor but you're not going to mind if past sales is any key to these releases.

Body of Review: Oral sex movies have long been a staple in the porn world since every guy likes to have his dick sucked to completion. The common saying is that the worst blow job I ever got was better than the best root canal (although I remember getting teeth marks one time…) so it's no wonder that movies such as Feeding Frenzy 4, Feeding Frenzy 3, and even Cum In My Mouth 2 have become so popular these days. The last title listed is something of a foreshadowing of this review in that it had what is affectionately known of as a "gay" element; a guy swallowing his own load. While that technically isn't gay, it pushes the boundaries to a close enough point that porn watchers might not feel comfortable in their own sexuality by watching it. This leads me to the next step in this evolution of porn, the she-male oral-only release. The market has had strong sales of she-male porn in recent years, to the point where I've been routinely offered good money to review such titles for websites. Why they ask me to do it is probably unrelated to my personal tastes but I can read the writing on the wall; it sells. The title I'm reviewing today is the latest release from Evil Angel, She Said "Blow Me", a series of vignettes where guys with several female attributes, blow and get blown, by other men. If you enjoy this type of action, more power to you for being comfortable in your own sexuality but the goal of most such porn is to find gals that could actually pass for women. I'll use a "beer" scale here, telling you how many estimated beers it would've taken me to gloss over the maleness of the lead from each scene but keep in mind that this scale is purely an estimate with no actual field experience to go by. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast, noting that no anal plunging took place:

Scene One: Victoria, the light-haired guy on the upper middle of the front DVD cover, started off the show by prancing around in his tight jeans. From behind, and fully clothed, he could almost pass for a gal although once he turned around, well…we're talking a couple of sixpacks or more. In any case, Igor got slapped around as his buddy blew him and then they reversed roles with some rimming and oral to Victoria. The scene wasn't bad for this type of thing although no one's going to suggest I've been converted just yet.

Scene Two: Alexia, another light-haired guy but this time with implants and a rounder ass, was next up in this parade of perversion. Marcelo was the partner and he took the initial submissive role by giving some head to his mate. Alexia's ass was nearly convincing enough that probably four beers and a shot would've had most men tapping it (as long as they didn't see the bonus "package" in front) but it would've taken a lot of makeup to make that face more womanly. As far as the sex went, it wasn't a bad scene in most ways if you enjoy oral, man-on-man, action.

Scene Three: Milena, the raven haired guy standing up on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as he laid down on a lounge chair with his hairy ass (yes, it was quite hairy) in the air. Anttony came up from behind and started licking said ass, revving up his motor for some queeny-meany action. Of course once he turned his partner over, the special surprise came into full view, with a cock larger than his own. Milena had what would be a passable face and all natural breasts but I'd say a few more surgeries (and some judicious shaving) would be needed to knock down his rating from his three beer rating. It was definitely an energetic performance and I can see why he was given such a featured spot on the front DVD cover.

Scene Four: Rafaela, was another bleached blonde guy that started off his scene by shaking his money maker in front of a mirror for Gustavo. Fully clothed and from behind, he'd rate about a sixpack in terms of what it'd take to make him appealing but the face was not passable to anyone wanting a gal for fun. The two seemed energetic and like they had fun so I can't be too tough on them but it wasn't the best scene of the bunch.

Scene Five: Laisa, the guy with black hair shown on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, had the most passable face when the light caught it just right. Some would say he looked like a younger version of performer Tina Tyler in the show too but his body betrayed his secret far sooner than his face and Alex was dominated into the first oral action of this scene before his partner gave some up as well. Comic book fans might like that he was reading one when the scene started although she viciously ripped it out of his hands to get some oral loving. The energy was about average here and he looked like a young boy from the neck down.

Scene Six: Adna, a guy with lighter hair and larger implants was up next as he stripped in front of the window. His implants were passable and his face came in at about three beers but he looked in need of a lot more hormone shots before you'd mistake him for a gal. Fans will appreciate that his cock looked very small as Gustavo blew him but he didn't give as well in return, making the scene on the low side of the scale here.

Scene Seven: Maryoye, the red head on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as he had Igor F. blow him after some tease footage. His ass looked almost there and his implants, as long as they were covered up, were passable but his face would betray him in the real world (every time). I suppose we're talking three shots or five beers from the front. Sexually, the scene was pretty good for what it was and she-male lovers will likely enjoy it a lot.

Scene Eight: Fabiola, the last bleached blonde guy of the show, primped in front of the mirror before getting some oral pleasure from Igor F. We're talking nine beers or an extended voyage at sea for this one to hit the mark but the sex itself was marked by some solid chemistry between them.

Scene Nine: Cinthya, the last red headed woman of the show (on the lower left side of the front DVD cover), Aline a brunette with a slightly harsh face but curvy body, and Anttony were up next. We're talking four beers for Cinthya or Aline but a few more sessions of electrolysis, some more hormones and a bit more surgery and you'd have that rare bird, a passable she-male. The action was as energetic as any of the other scenes and fans will definitely enjoy the action.

Summary: If you've enjoyed such past she-male epics as My Girlfriends Cock, Road Trip 6, Dolls With Balls, Road Trip 5, Rogue Adventures 20, She-Male Road Trip 5 and Domination Nation, you're going to love this one too. The energy levels were much higher and the cast contained some gals that wouldn't curdle milk by looking at it. Needless to say, some of them were passable with minimal beers (or drugs) either by their face or a body part but I really wasn't into them so I'm still maintaining my traditional rating of Skip Itunless you enjoy watching gay sex take place. I have no way of knowing what such people want and to guess would be folly so suffice it to say, if you you're looking for some nearly attractive guys to watch get and give head to other guys, you'll be hard pressed to find a better release at this time.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many other performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.