Genre:
She-male, solo masturbation
Cast:
Lucia, Jesica, Larissa Bundchen, Ariane Feitosa, Camila Lins, Domy, Shayanne, Dalila Oliveira, Erika Fontana, Deisy, Victoria
Director:
Nacho Vidal
Feature Length:
163 mins.
Date of Production:
1/6/06
Review:
She-males return to the house!
Unfortunately for you she-male lovers out there, House of She-Males #3 continues the series theme of solo masturbation scenes only. I mean, they're willing to strip completely and jack off until they cum, but can't be bothered to have sex with anyone? Why even be a she-male!
Ok, insensitivity aside, the production is again entirely in Spanish. Director Nacho Vidal has she-males get naked in a hotel room or bungalow somewhere, there's some whispered directions back and forth between the two of them, he has them do a thing or two with their bodies (adjusting their tits, usually), and then the model jacks off. They cum, dance with their cum covered cock waving around, and then we're on to the next scene.
The thing I hate most about solo masturbation videos is how completely disinterested the performers always appear to be. She-males suffer from the same disinterest, sadly. You go through all that to get yourself a "hot" female body and then you're not into yourself? I don't get it.
At least the models here aren't as manish as in the previous installment. Some of them would indeed fool me in a dark room.
Audio/Video:
The video is fine for what it is, but the audio mix is all wrong. It's the same problem that volume 2 had: music comes through on the right channel and the dialogue barely comes through on the left. And once the opening credits are over, there is no more music. So it's left channel only for the entire 2+ hours.
Extras:
You get weblinks, a photo gallery, a filmography (this time for TWO of the performers instead of just one), a positively GLOWING biography for Nacho Vidal, and there's a 10 minute cumshot compilation, which is basically all you need to see.
Concluding Words:
Sorry, I just can't muster up any interest for this one. Skip It.