We all know dicks can do amazing things. We all know dildos can do amazing things, too. Imagine combining the best of each and that's what you get with this glow in the dark, dual density, silicone beauty, the Neo Elite. It's shaped like your favorite cock (sans balls) and what satisfies me so much about this one is that it feels like one, too.

Yeah. I'm sure you're thinking that a dildo has to look like one to feel like one and while this is clear with a glow center, it sort of looks like one. But one touch and grasp of its shaft will let you that it feels identical to a stiffy, too. I should know. I've had my hands around a zillion of them.

The exterior heft gives just enough to duplicate the density of a boner and the interior reminds me of a blood-filled hard on. You know what that leads me to? An incredibly, fun-filled romp where I don't have to worry about wrapping the rascal with a rubber so I don't get pregnant or catch anything either. It stays as hard as I need it to be and gets finished when I say my sex romp is finished.

Not only that, but when I fire it up with light prior to using it, I can turn off the lights and it glows like a firefly in the summertime sky. It radiates a warm and makes for damn good video, too. Don't ask me how I know... I just know I love this toy.

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