Adam & Eve White Rabbit Vibrator

Reviewed on: November 24, 2008
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Rabbits get a lot of mileage. From Alice in Wonderland to the derivative Jefferson Airplane acid rock classic tune to a cuddly stuffed toy, somehow the Rabbit has also become well known as something to use for pleasuring yourself. Leporine lasciviousness being a well-worn trope, and the term "fucking like rabbits" being a common adage for those who get it on incessantly, it seems obvious that we'd pay homage to the rabbit's formidable history as a symbol of fecund fertility by ...er...using rabbit shaped objects to masturbate.

This was my first go around with a rabbit sex toy. The Adam & Eve White Rabbit bills itself as a "Multi-speed Clitoral and G-Spot Sensations" toy.

The main sensation I experienced was frustration.

The body of the toy is a saucy Big Bunny and his perky Little Bunny friend. They are arranged just so the Big Bunny penetrates the vagina and reaches the g-spot while the Little Bunny remains external and stimulates the clitoris. Power to the toy is provided by a simple and strong bullet vibe. The bullet inserts into the base of the toy, and is controlled remotely by a cord-attached unit. The remote slides between three settings, and is powered by 2 AA batteries.

This toy has about 3"-4" of insertable length, certainly enough to reach the g-spot. The fetching Little Bunny bows down towards the Big Bunny, ears primed to wiggle their way against your clit and, ostensibly, into your heart.

Upon inserting the vibrator and resting the small bunny into place right above my clit, I turned it on low. The placement of the vibrating bullet means that the strongest sensation is right at the entrance to the vagina. Which is nice. But does little for g-spot stimulation and fails to transmit well through the denser body of Big Bunny.

Little Bunny's ears, which oscillate wildly when not touching anything, pretty much are moot when they come into contact with actual body parts. The very lightest touch lets them vibrate a bit, but really only enough to provide maddening frustrating tickles. Pushing a bit more firmly against the bullet transmits a bit more power to the body of Big Bunny, but effectively smooshes Little Bunny against the clit and outer labia, rendering it an interesting and somewhat stimulating knobble, but not terribly exciting.

I orgasm quite easily, but I still wasn't experiencing much with this toy in its "Optimal" position. Forgetting the Little Bunny, cranking it up to its full speed and pushing as hard as I could against the base finally rendered some interesting vibration, and I finally managed to finish the job.

But it felt very much like that: a job.

I believe this might be an interesting teaser toy if playing with a partner. If your sweetie wanted to spread you open and hold you down and tickle the hell out of your clit with the little bunny, that might be fun. But as a solid toy, I was not terribly impressed.

The bullet DOES pop out of the bottom of the sleeve, rendering the sleeve easily washed.

This also renders the bullet free of the Bunny Bunny clan.

This also leaves it free to be slipped into a condom and inserted quickly and easily into the anus for a nice backdoor vibe party! SO, it wasn't a completely frustrating experience.

I am nothing if not flexible.

So, bottom line: not much bunny bang for the buck, with the White Rabbit.

Hoppy wanking!

~Mollena

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