You're thinking "what the hell am I looking at?" Yeah, you are.

You're looking at the simplest, most incredible, vulva stimulating non-vibrating sex toy made for pleasure and masturbation that's so much more. It's the WaterSlyde and lemme tell ya how great it is.

First of all, it's incredibly easy to use. Just tie it onto the bathtub faucet (the black ribbon holds on really well), turn the water on, and voila! The water is diverted from just flowing straight out the faucet to letting it flow to the midline of the tub. Where my relaxed body and vulva reside when I want a good dose of "me time."

So you know what that means? NO MORE SCRUNCHING! Many of us gals discovered our sex bits at a very young age when we squeezed under the faucet with the water running. It felt pretty good and many of us continue to get off with water doing the same thing, even to this day. But don't know about you, I get tired of doing bathtub yoga under the tap, never mind almost drown when my head has to scrunch down with me.

This is a brilliant invention! I can control the speed and velocity of the water flow, and even the temperature when things are a little heated down there. I can use this to naturally wash my girly parts, any time of the month. I can use it as a soothing water pussy massage or have massive orgasms when I have the water flowing all over my clit and vulva.

Now I never want to get out of the tub when there's a WaterSlyde in it!