Having successfully explored the basic juggernaut sex toy, the Crystalessence
Gyrating Penis, not long ago, I figured it was time to pick up
another delightful little novelty to showcase in the column. This time,
I went with a higher end gizmo called the Rabbit
Habit Cordless Vibrator, a toy by Vibratex that is bound to give you
and your loved one(s) a lot of interesting times. It wasn't better, or
worse, than the other toy but it was more versatile and I'll get to that
in a moment.

The first thing I noticed about the Rabbit Habit was that it was
substantially smaller in most ways, but good things come in small
packages so I wasn't initially judgmental. The useable length of the
vibrator was only about 5", the diameter a bit over 1", and it measured
less than 5" around at the widest point. Unlike the Crystalessence
Gyrating Penis, the material
was flexible and had much more give to it, a factor if you intend to use
it under certain conditions. This one was clearly intended specifically
for vaginal use, from the clitoral stimulator to the beads in the middle
section, to the material used in the upper shaft; all of which would
limit anal exploration (it was too soft for such play).

The gimmick of the Rabbit Habit Cordless Vibrator, and source of the
higher cost, was the double action motor and controls it had. At the
base of the vibrator, there were two separate controls (most vibrators
have a single control). One controlled the level of vibration on the
clitoral stimulator, allowing the consumer to make it faster or slower
depending on what works for the lady. The other control activates a
variable speed rotational motor that makes the main shaft wiggle around;
including the mid-section where the plastic beads are designed to
stimulate the labia majora (pussy lips).

In terms of practical use, each setting of the two controls will definitely impact the other; if you speed up one motor, the draw on the
3 AA batteries reduces the speed of the other. Whether or not this would
impact your pleasure depends on what gets you off since some ladies
favor the stirring motion of the shaft gyrator (for lack of a better
term) and others will love the rapid buzzing of the clitoral stimulator.
One of the most enjoyable aspects of testing this one was figuring out
the balance between the two. It took a fair amount of admittedly amusing
experimentation to find out that when my partner clamped down tight with
her pubococcygeus muscles (typically referred to as PC muscles), the
rotational motor slowed almost to a stop while the clitoral motor buzzed
away like a perky little pal. This might not be a factor for those of
you who neglect to do your Kegel exercises but advanced sexual practices
often rely on well developed muscles to sustain the action (for both men
and women).

It also took a fair amount of time to learn how to position the vibrator
just right so that the beads were in the right spot, the clitoris was
hit just right by the little rabbit ears humming away and the gyrator
working the inner chamber of her pussy "just right" (as she put it).
Still, as a method to get a gal off, the vibrator offered a lot more
than your typical sex toy. The permutations for usage were not endless
but they were certainly more varied than either of us were used to,
allowing for more communication between us to find the sweet spots.

That said, if a friend sees this one in your nightstand, there will be
no doubt as to what it's for. There'll be no believable "it's a neck
massager" conversations this time, though the clitoral stimulator was
shaped like a cute little bunny. There was also a smiley face on the
main shaft but even the densest hick in the world will know what this
one is for upon first glance. The three AA batteries (again sticking
with Duracell coppertops) lasted several hours with the use being on the
high end of the scale. As the batteries got weaker, the toy got weak
really fast, you might not notice until just before the vibrator stops
working (depending on how much you're into the usage) but the batteries
were very easy to change out so keep some on hand.

The top portion of the vibrator was all fused so there was little worry
about nooks and crannies getting bacteria in them; making clean up
easier than cheaper copycats I've seen. The one caveat I have for you is
that the white base meets the plastic sleeve with some open spots, not
claiming to be water proof and a potential spot for germs to gather. The
white, hard plastic battery compartment was fairly open too so make sure
you clean it well after each use or you'll potentially have problems
with the terminals corroding.

This vibrator was a bit pricey at $65.95 and while it didn't strike me
as a primary toy for your collection, it was sure a lot of fun for those
special moments when you're with a loved one. I say this because the
complexity of the controls in relation to the angle you'll have to work
them make it best suited as a two person operation for optimal
enjoyment. In all, it was Recommended for the kind of overall
quality of design, with a rectangular clear plastic box that looked
nice, if not the best suited marketing tool for gift giving. Pick one of
these up for someone you care about and you'll be invited back to help
over and over again.